| Place | Team | Venue | Score | Per Capita Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | High School Prom | Mister Days (Thursday) | 244 | 27.11 |
| 2nd | Hookers with Hearts of Gold | Public Bar | 234 | 16.71 |
| 3rd | Trivia Bear | Brickside | 202 | 28.86 |
| 4th | Blue Meanies | Siné Irish Pub | 190 | 17.27 |
| 5th | Table 3 vs the Volcano | St Arnold's | 182 | 7.58 |
| 6th | New Phone, Who Dis?** | Public Bar | 171 | 17.10 |
| 7th | The Occularists | Acre 121 | 166 | 12.77 |
| 8th | Masterpieces of Manflesh | Penn Social | 165 | 11.79 |
| 9th | Dom Zero | Breakers Sky Lounge | 164 | 12.62 |
| 10th | We're Using Our Smart Phones Back Here | Bier Baron (Wednesday) | 163 | 14.82 |
| 11th | Shots in the Dark** | Redwood | 162 | 9.53 |
| 12th | Age of Consent | RFD Washington | 161 | 12.38 |
| 13th | Books and Bear | The Board & Brew | 160 | 20.00 |
| 14th | Kanye's Bar Mitzvah | World of Beer (Charlottesville) | 156 | 7.09 |
| 15th | Girl You Looks Good Won't You Tax That Ass Up | Irish Channel | 151 | 11.62 |
| 16th | Spoiler Alert | Laughing Man Tavern | 150 | 12.50 |
| 17th | Who Framed Judas?** | Bier Baron (Wednesday) | 149 | 13.55 |
| 18th | Porn and Fashion | Highline RxR | 148 | 5.92 |
| 19th | Padma's Boobs | Roofers Union | 129 | 25.80 |
| 20th | Password is Taco | Ragtime | 125 | 17.86 |
| 21st | Rum Sodomy and the Lash | Buffalo Billiards | 124 | 24.80 |
| 22nd | Shrek's Dank Kush** | Georgetown Piano Bar | 115 | 8.21 |
| 23rd | Intergalactic Cows | Looney's Pub (College Park - Monday) | 111 | 12.33 |
| 24th | Brandon Stark's Walk for Hope | World of Beer (Ballston) | 109 | 9.08 |
| 25th | Gratuitous Dicta** | Laughing Man Tavern | 109 | 5.19 |
| 26th | Boobies and Boners | World of Beer (Reston) | 106 | 15.14 |
| 27th | Thanks Snobama | Walters Sports Bar | 99 | 5.50 |
| 28th | A Trump in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush** | The Prospect | 98 | 16.33 |
| 29th | GNO* | Penn Social | 91 | 9.10 |
| 30th | Significant Otter | Looney's Pub (College Park - Tuesday) | 74 | 6.73 |
| 31st | American Idiots** | Eggspectation | 73 | 14.60 |
| 32nd | SMRT | ATR (Rockville) | 65 | 21.67 |
| * = Top 10 scoring team | ||||
| ** = Free Pass Winner | ||||
