| 1st |
High School Prom |
SoBe |
310 |
60.20 |
| 2nd |
WOLVERINES!!!! |
Siné Irish Pub |
294 |
32.67 |
| 3rd |
Skynet |
Acre 121 |
291 |
29.10 |
| 4th |
Slick Willy, Tricky Dick, The Gipper, and a Lady |
Hawk 'n' Dove |
287 |
19.13 |
| 5th |
Can Y'all Please Serve Tacos on Sunday? |
DC Reynolds |
272 |
45.33 |
| 6th |
Hans Gruber* |
DC Reynolds |
263 |
26.30 |
| 7th |
If Trivia Were Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom |
World of Beer (Ballston) |
256 |
16.00 |
| 8th |
Gonzo |
Old Glory |
253 |
36.14 |
| 9th |
Moose Killers |
Carpool (Ballston) |
251 |
27.89 |
| 10th |
Twisted Forms |
Looney's (College Park) |
248 |
12.40 |
| 11th |
Pole-Hair Vortex |
Pole-Hair Vortex |
246 |
24.60 |
| 12th |
Victory Nachos |
BlackFinn (Bethesda) |
246 |
9.84 |
| 13th |
Boyz II Menorah* |
Harp & Fiddle |
244 |
40.67 |
| 14th |
50 years ago JFK was on the radio... |
Caddies on Cordell |
221 |
20.09 |
| 15th |
Snarknado* |
Arlington Rooftop |
215 |
17.92 |
| 16th |
Running Joke* |
Greene Turtle (Ballston) |
210 |
21.00 |
| 17th |
I'm On a Boat* |
Public Bar (Dupont) |
210 |
19.09 |
| 18th |
Savage Nation |
Greene Turtle (Ballston) |
206 |
29.43 |
| 19th |
There's Always Money in the Banana Stand |
Penn Social |
204 |
29.14 |
| 20th |
Why's It Gotta Be Called Black Friday? |
Public Bar (Dupont) |
204 |
29.14 |
| 21st |
I'd Pole Her Vortex |
Rockville Ale House |
198 |
20.40 |
| 22nd |
That's a Clown Question Bro |
Paolo's (Reston) |
198 |
28.29 |
| 23rd |
Putting the Suck in Success |
Public Bar (Tenleytown) |
196 |
39.20 |
| 24th |
Looks Good Never Wins* |
Rockville Ale House |
194 |
32.33 |
| 25th |
My 8 Track Still Works |
Laughing Man Tavern |
191 |
38.20 |
| 26th |
Vagina is for Lovers |
Tommy Joe's |
190 |
31.67 |
| 27th |
Standard Deviants* |
Tommy Joe's |
188 |
20.89 |
| 28th |
Rhymes With Puck* |
World of Beer (Ballston) |
187 |
26.71 |
| 29th |
Google That Shit |
Grand Central |
185 |
30.83 |
| 30th |
U Want Doctr?* |
Rhodeside Grill |
184 |
36.80 |
| 31st |
Rural Jurors* |
Penn Social |
184 |
23.00 |
| 32nd |
Model Minority* |
Laughing Man Tavern |
182 |
22.75 |
| 33rd |
cuntry blumpkins |
Ragtime |
178 |
29.67 |
| 34th |
Winner Pays Our Bar Tab* |
Ragtime |
128 |
16.00 |
