| 1st |
Slick Willy, Tricky Dick, The Gipper, and a Lady |
Hawk 'n' Dove |
291 |
12.65 |
| 2nd |
50 years ago JFK was on the radio... |
Caddies on Cordell |
232 |
23.20 |
| 3rd |
Moose Killers |
Carpool (Ballston) |
228 |
25.33 |
| 4th |
Victory Nachos |
BlackFinn (Bethesda) |
223 |
6.97 |
| 5th |
High School Prom |
SoBe |
221 |
22.10 |
| 6th |
I'm On a Boat* |
Public Bar (Dupont) |
219 |
24.33 |
| 7th |
Menorah Jones |
Arlington Rooftop |
215 |
35.83 |
| 8th |
Google That Shit |
Grand Central |
211 |
42.20 |
| 9th |
Skynet |
Acre 121 |
207 |
14.79 |
| 10th |
My 8 Track Still Works |
Laughing Man Tavern |
206 |
20.60 |
| 11th |
Model Minority* |
Laughing Man Tavern |
205 |
17.08 |
| 12th |
Gonzo |
Old Glory |
202 |
33.67 |
| 13th |
That's a Clown Question Bro |
Paolo's (Reston) |
196 |
14.00 |
| 14th |
There's Always Money in the Banana Stand |
Penn Social |
193 |
17.55 |
| 15th |
Rural Jurors* |
Penn Social |
184 |
13.14 |
| 16th |
Snarknado* |
Arlington Rooftop |
176 |
14.67 |
| 17th |
Why's It Gotta Be Called Black Friday? |
Public Bar (Dupont) |
168 |
24.00 |
| 18th |
Putting the Suck in Success |
Public Bar (Tenleytown) |
161 |
23.00 |
| 19th |
We Hold Guinness Not World Records* |
Buffalo Billiards |
156 |
39.00 |
| 20th |
Pole-Hair Vortex |
Buffalo Billiards |
139 |
11.5 |
| 21st |
flamendorf* |
Caddies on Cordell |
124 |
17.71 |