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John V.

John V.

John is a once depressed (thanks, Caps), always obsessed DC sports fan with a penchant for mispronouncing other languages. He was first exposed to District Trivia by continuously posting mediocre scores every Wednesday night. That consistent level of "success" and desire to speak into a microphone means he is now quizzing you on how many miles the moon is from your face. When he is not furiously answering your score sheets he is probably checking one of his many fantasy sports teams or asking Alexa random questions.

John V.