Traversing numerous creeks, rolling hills, and roadside "country stores" will bring you down to meet District Trivia's "Southern Star". Purveyor of a gleaming satellite in an otherwise barren wasteland of mediocre trivia, this host is quite content to live 2 hours away (14 if by horse) from the hustle and bustle of the District.
Despite a penchant for shrimp and grits, you'll be hard-pressed to find much Southern hospitality here. To the contrary, C.J. runs a tight ship down in Charlottesville, in the hopes that some of his little penguins will eventually fly from the nest and go north. He yearns for the day that a Cville-ian trivia team will win big up in the nation's capital...or at least find, capture, and bring back a rare Pokemon.