C.J. is the Left Brain of the Dynamic Charlottesville Duo. He is fluent in Switzerland and loud cars, and holds the title of Best Hairbrush Karaoke Singer in his bedroom 5 years running. Since childhood, C.J. has been destined for greatness; he went to space camp once when he was 11, but declined NASA’s offer to become an astronaut because he would “miss Guadalajara too much.” These days, he writes Slam! poetry using exclusively onomatopoeias and considers himself a leading expert in getting his trivia partner Megan to stop thinking about cats and add up the freakin’ scores already.